Update: David Schwartz is the genius behind the Deadwood theme. You may already know him by this number if, like me, you knew it as a cue to leave the room as your mother grabbed a cup of decaf and you wandered off to somewhere else in the house, contemplating the possibility that the show actually was funny [conclusion: yes, it really is; just not to an 11-yr old].
Download the theme for Deadwood right here, from his very own webspace. Now I just wish Mike Post would open up webspace and offer all his classics [yes, like the bleeps and bloops from Doogie].
Funny thing is, I've had this MP3 all along. I discovered it when looking for this beauty, which in all its 18 seconds of glory, just may be the shortest but most smile-inducing little piece of instrumental out there.